Ladies and gentleman! Step right up and feast your eyes upon this truly amazing spectacle!!! His name is the main attraction of this midway (and of course could be at any other one for that matter!) What's in a name you might ask? Come here and I will tell to you the story, unbelievers, come and I shall reveal to you the strange and mystical truth of the legendary "SANJULA"! A name earned by years of isolation, meditation, and the most unparalleled of all suffering. Raised on a strict diet of just one can of Human Aftertaste a day ( yes, the spinach of this peculiar Popeye!) So let them all know him now and henceforth as the one, the only SANJULA "the sultan of suffering" VAMANA! Thrice dead legally, alive now speculatively. SANJULA has passed and returned stronger and more dedicated to the understandings of that which we call divine truth! No gaffs, no gimmicks, no doubt! To the darkest recesses of the Far East his soul has traveled and in the near Midwest his body resides to show others that the path to enlightenment is close! Closer than one might believe.