Gotta make way for the Homo-Superior
	Things have really been taking off for Protus lately. Through my 'contacts' at the Human Aftertaste Corporation I've been asked to join as a member of the Cirque' de Mullet'. Notice my exquisite physique and form.
	Even in a rock-n-roll context my beauty shines like a porcelain doll; a diamond-in-the-rough, so to speak.
	My career in theater and drama can only explode forth from such a vast cornucopia of exciting moods and emotional juxtapositions. For instance....lusty fright!
	...jubilant thrill...
	...dreary self-importance (notice how I use my endowments as a keyboard stand)...
	...satanically pangeric...
	...and such great teeth! [unlike some people]
I recall the first time that I heard this Lesion song; it was raining and I was listening to a mix CD from a dearest friend containing some of my favorites: Dead or Alive, Liza Minnelli, Pet shop Boys, Judy Garland, etc. When I finally came to the Lesion song and listened to Dr. Gustave Hurst sing those magic words the rainstorm outside was suddenly coming down upon my head except the sun had parted the clouds as if it were bursting through the closet doors and the water had turned to glitter and pearls and the usual fag music had turned into....well, something much more gay, but not like homo. Here's a link to my remix of "You're Gay But Not Like Homo" and a link to Lesion's website. (www.LesionAllEvil.com) Elzie	You're Gay But Not Like Homo
	When I first met Count Jabula I was like a virgin flower, tired and helpless on the road.
	He took me under his mullet and gave me a job working in the hottt steamy studio, doing odd jobs...very, very odd jobs.
	Without warning he allowed me to be his personal nurse! And from that point on I knew that the medical profession was for me. However, this was only the beginning of my rigorous training.
	My refinement had left me sleek, yet tender, with a wild heart and an insatiable appetite for risque fashion. It was obvious to everyone but myself that I was the prettiest goth girl on the local scene. But what Count Jabula had in store for me was like nothing a girl could have ever dreamt...

To Be Continued...