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Count Jabula: vocals, cheap sunglasses, panties, dildos, mullet.

Protus: trans-keyboard, tran-sampler, trans-guitar.

Gorgeous George: turn-buckle double-kick slams, top-rope snare splash & whatever other tools are needed to finish what you started.

Tiffany Fang: fringe, pink fur, western gee-tar, cow-pokes

Lillydoo: fang-n-claw action, deep bass howls, fancy dress parties, lace cuffs, sipping tea & blood from a chalice carved from your impoverished ancestors bones

Perp-a-tron: touching youth, keytar, keyboards, providing a unique molestation event for your children

Creepy Charlie a.k.a. Elsie: Last seen wearing khakis, a polo shirt & cell phone heading toward a Scientology meeting and murmuring something about, "Getting my life together..."

Irv: aka Rev. CackleBreath -or- Rev F.I.T.M. (fucked in the mouth), skullet. Died inhaling his own breath while sleeping in a trailer closet after jacking off secretly to his view of Count Jabula eating cookies in bed.

The Mysterious Jim: He was a quiet boy. Despite his years ruling the dark underbelly of the universe that is hell Jim threw his back out rocking like only a manequin from Sears can. After that fatal setback the band found it increasingly hard to coax him out of his smokey abode with Barqs and ciggies. One day he just slipped away.

Update: The Mysterious Jim has been a contributing player on the up coming album. Jim's appearance has been marked by dizziness in other members, a sulphur-like smell & a temporary case of priapism.

Wykkyd Wayne: Once a rocker, Wykkyd's onstage antics dissolved down to boxers and ass scratching between swigs of free beer. One day there was just a funny smell and no WW. Rumor has it he's now a part of Big Lar's financial department. Jabula suspects he was a plant all along to keep an eye on the $12.95 he was given toward supplies for the band.

Justina: It started as a stage costume and became much, much more. "Justina" was once Justin but discovered through his stage presence the true essence of his person. Justina was pure tranny. Last seen thumbing a ride to Portland, Justina disappeared completely with nothing but a staple gun to defend himself. Various "Justina Does The Jacksons" series videos have been spotted but the low quality footage won't give the detail necessary for proper identification.

Rev. Beej:
Once an obsessed member of the Human Aftertaste, Beej slipped into a "young pussy" induced coma and returned to us undead when "things didn't work out." We didn't know for quite a while that Beej was, in fact, undead. When all you wear is black a sickly pallor becomes the standard. It's the flesh eating that eventually gave it away. HEY THAT'S NOT HARDEE'S!

Update: Rev. Beej has mysteriously disappeared but has been "replaced" by his long lost Cousin Irv. Irv looks and plays a lot like the Rev. but he comes with a sweet, sweet skullet an none of that Goff-Hick bullshit.

Count Jabula:
Recently staged an escape in the form of a lengthy e-mail to band members who have something called the "internet" in their very own homes. This attempt was foiled by an intervention resulting in every conceivable use of a flaccid black cock. The Count quickly found someone receive the butt of his erratic flaming e-mails: gothHackers, dark dancers, pretentious assmasters & other vinyl clad wrongdoers.