yours truly,
Big Lar
"Eat Our Meat!"

ps. Drop the comedian from your name. You're going to get sued for false advertising.

Jamie Beste aka Jam me Beast

FRESH HATE - With love from Shawano WI
These are the inspired posts made HERE after looking at THIS.
The original responses to the show are HERE.

bunn

HERE'S TO INSPIRATION!

Timothy Johns
timothyjohns@hotmail.com
815-684-5605


Part 1
Don't even think for a nanosecond that your fag bullshit, and squirting cocks onstage, AIDS monkey, and all the other crap you do onstage is going to get you anywhere. What you do isn't original, and certainly isn't interesting. I don't have to see your
"show" to know what garbage is.

Part 2
Your still a talentless faggot, (hmmm... Gay shock-rock, now that's something nobody has ever tried before...uhm..right.) and, believe me sweet pea, you will never be the man your Mother once was. I've seen dead bodies that are less offensive and definately more interesting than your closet heterosexual band. Good luck in Phoenix with your quest for fame tiny dancer, I'm sure we will read about your suicide in the papers... probably because your claims of being rectally probed by aliens was rejected by your insurance company. Have a gay ol' time...and keep up the uninteresting work.

Daniel
danram2002@hotmail.com
"beauty and the beast" (a cover band from around sterling/rock falls)

he's never seen us play live, but here's what he
thinks of the human aftertaste so far:

"....go on ahead and wear your little thongs and chick clothes and wear your mullets and be all gay but you will never be original....sure my band...we do some covers...we take old stuff and rock it out some...maybe not super original, but so what....people watch us, we dont prance around and suck on each others cocks and put it on our website like yourselves....we dont SUCK like human aftertaste...the only after taste people leave with after they see your band is that taste you get after you lick an old dead dogs asshole and you realize you want to puke and never wanna do it again...i am not into herpes or sucking cock! get a life you fvcking queers......u wanna go suck some dick...have fun man....but keep your herpes out of the places we play....dont wanna catch anything....."

"it seems to me like protus has too many fantasies about us and thats y he is so bitter to us....asked me to 69 him on stage...no thanx...wants stu boy to give him a chance...no chance in hell there buddy....stick with your count fagula guy and suck on those knobs....wear your little faggot dress and your stupid little mullet and go fuck yourself fairy..."

"protus seriously...you gotta be fucking gay man....i dont wanna see you in a dress....or touch a mans "glistening rod" or jack off to you...i am not in human aftertaste so i stick with the ladies man...you wanna go smoke some pole go ahead...i just state my opinion...i think you r an idiot...your music sounds like shit...and your a fucking faggot....bottom line!"

i think its funny that he describes "that taste you get after you lick an old dead dog's asshole".
hot damn! He's licked a dead dog's asshole? He's got one up on us.

HELLO SHAWANO, WI!!

Guess what... We're BANNED!!

>insert cookieMonster craphound band here< was great but human aftertaste was dumb as hell.....lol what the hell were they thinking when they were on stadge HELLO umm little kids. but any ways what happened after everyone went to the front??i lefted!!!

well >insert cookieMonster craphound band here< played...then they played and like they smelled really bad lol....but yeah they were talking retard....then this chick came out with a bunny suit and painted nipples...yuck.....but then yeah i yelled put some clothes on and he goes this songs for you and your fucked up family lol but yeah i think hes the one with the fucked up family!!!!!then we tried to get them to calm down and they wouldn't so then i lefted...

Location: GAY ASS SHAWANO
Website:
Occupation: student
Interests: Somethin to do.....& my bf
E -mail:mystery_drowningpool_chick@hotmail.com

__________________________________________________________________

well nothing really happened after I cut their set. They just stapled their underwear to the wall and left peacefully, Thank God!

All I can say is that is one show that I don't think that anyone will forget anytime soon, unfortunately.
_________________
---I get what I want and I never want it again---

doobie
Mad Cow Girl

Chuck M7
I don't think anyone has the right to perform partially nude and imitate sexual acts on each other infront of minors! One of the children there was under the age of 10 for Christ's sake! It's all good in a bar or any 21 and over show but not at STD. The place could have got shut down for that. I don't think it's funny at all!

HA Corp. responded with this heartfelt letter of concern:

The Human Aftertaste info-tainment division came back with the disturbing news about STD. Count Jabula informed me that the management staff of STD offered him the opportunity to, and I quote, "sniff cocaine off the asses of two 12 year old boys"! This is simply outrageous! Human Aftertaste is an upstanding corporation trying to sell a wholesome product to good democratic minded Americans! Not only was the "sniffing" incident wholly unbelievable in and of itself, but when the management staff instructed the Human Aftertaste to read aloud a sacred pledge denying their constitutional rights and citing George Bush Jr as their new lord and savior........ I felt their rights were violated. Yes I understand that you run a "good clean" Republican minded venue on the surface, but the seedy underbelly must be shown! Count Jabula and the info-tainment gang (A.I.D.S monkey and Titty Bear as well) wanted to sing about freedom from oppression, but all you gave them was your Nazi propaganda. How do you sleep at night knowing that your Nazi drug ring is corrupting the youth of today? Yes it's true Human Aftertaste supports such products as Perp-a-Tron 2004 (a robot which molests children without all the fuss and muss of a traditional molestation), but he's a robot and is only meant to be used as an object of "social need". With products like Perp-a-tron 2004 were trying to keep Catholic priests and Micheal Jackson off the streets, once and for all! What are you doing for America....besides trying to shut down volume of free speech and artistic expression.....Hitler would be proud of you (i don't know the name of the lady who had the power shut off, but on film she does bear a striking resemblance to Jabba the Hutt) Shame on you Jabba....Shame on you.

Yours truly,
Big Lar
Human Aftertaste CEO and president
http://www.humanaftertaste.com

ps. Count Jabula wanted me to note that your soundman has a very taut ass.

Pink Cigarette
Site Admin.
I'd have no problems with anything Human Aftertaste does onstage (besides grabbing my boyfriend's ass), except the fact that the town of Shawano already hates us and tries to run us out of town on a regular basis and since we asked Human Aftertaste nicely to tone down a tad, that's all we asked. Plus drinking is a big no no at STD and Human Aftertaste was drinking in the building. Nudity and Alcohol both don't work well in a small town in front of little kids and rules are rules and are there so that we can stay open so that other bands get a chance to play, and that the town doesn't lynch us. That is all.

Heil Hitler !

I get a gooey feeling in my dark drawers being able to post our VERY FIRST hatemail here.

Tristan <eddie@mynie.com> wrote:

"I swear to god, if you ever come near me in that fag get up I will beat the living shit out of you, you dirty, smelly-ass, talentless queer.

Why are you allowed to exist? Think about it. It's kind of a shame that your body is wasted on you. Think of all the valuable resources your not being dead takes up. Plus, if you were to be a man and do the fucking deed, your body could be used for something useful: your skin could be a lampshade, and your teeth could be paino keys.

Seriously, for the good of the world. Please kill yourself. I mean, if you really wanted to be dark, then you would."

Tristan

Corporate Headquarters sent out this Autoreply:

Dear Valued Customer,

Your message to Count Jabula has been automatically
forwarded to Human Aftertaste Headquarters. Sorry but
the Count will be unable to retrieve his messages for
quite some time, as he is out of town on assignment.
We would be glad to send you a signed picture of Count
Jabula or any other member of you choosing of Human
Aftertaste. Furthermore we would like to thank you for
your valuable insight/input concerning our new product
line. In the up and coming addition of
http://www.humanaftertaste.com site we will be
showcasing letters just like yours! Imagine the joy
your family and friends will feel when they see your
shining remarks incorporated into our slick new site.
In the meantime send us you address and we will send
you a free can of Human Aftertaste to share with
whomever you choose. Good luck. Stay in School and
don't do drugs.

Yours truly,
Mgr. Marketing and Development

GOTHIC HATE MAIL:
MUCH LIKE J.R. EWING YOU LOVE TO HATE US BUT WITH MUCH MORE DRAMA THAN ANY PRIME-TIME SERIES

The funniest thing is.. THESE PEOPLE LOVE US! Secretly we suppose or why else would they be carrying around our quality merchandise?

Enjoy the Show.

sharon c parke
dark_of_the_light@email.darkpoetry.com
homepage: www.geocities.com/srparke/

Letter directed to Beej:

"Sweetie, I love you, but their stage show and attitudes suck... look at the people that are showing up: they are not hardcore undergrounders, they are not intelligent and they sure as hell don't care about any of the intelligent lyrics that get totally tossed to the side to bring about a circus of rude and explicit behavior: they were falling down drunk and rude, those multitudes of fans. And here's another wonderful fact for you: Britney Spears packs stadiums with thousands: it doesn't mean she doesn't suck worse than a 5 dollar whore ... I like the people in the group individually, Beej I consider to be a good friend, but, frankly, Josh needs to find somewhere to stick his ego and twisted sense of humor before it completely crushes any chances he has of having anything other than gawkers and drunk testosterone crazed idiots as a fan base...just my two cents ..."

Christian E. Sandy
phone #: 319 353 0385
christian-sandy@uiowa.edu
address:100 Currier Hall # N233
319 353 0384

Personally I don't know anyone in human aftertaste but I do know I don't
like their music or their 'shock' appeal so I just don't stay for their
show. But now that I've read what they've said I have to say I'm pretty
disappointed in them as people but hey everyone can rant all they like and
the rest of us will mock them.

Oh yes and I just wanted to say that crowd
size has nothing to do with quality of music. Anyone can draw a crowd if
they really want to.

And please stop with you 3l33t h4ax0rz speak. Most hackers like me find it
annoying and show how un 'enlightened' you are

~Chris

Angie
thelastdancer@msn.com
Cedar Rapids

"I have some advice

1. Your music is not Gothic. If I could put it into a catagory, I
would say it's rockabilly. Face it, the vast majority of people on
this list are Gothic. With a title like Goth Iowa, what do you
expect. And most Gothic people, like Gothic music.

2. As far as living in your parensts basement: From what I've seen,
most of you following is high schoold kids. It's all a gimmick.
When I was that age I though Marilyn Manson was the @#%$ bacause he
pushed buttons and dropped stage blood on poeple. I grew out of it.
And chances are they will too, then you get the next generation of
hopefulls.

3. Insulting people is no way to get people to listen to your
music. This is not the place to throw insults. I am more than open
to discussions and dissagreement. In fact, I like when people
disagree, and I rather enjoy debating. It keeps the group
interesting. But there will not be hurt feelings in this group.

4. You are more than welcome to stick up for your band here. But if
they only way you can do it is by attacking the group, don't bother.
And this goes for both sides of the aurguement. If they're bothering
you with something they said to insult you (not that they just didn't
like your band) email me and I will happily addresst he problem."

"My name is Terri and I am from Cedar Falls, Iowa."
T P aka dragontear50613
email: dragontear50613@yahoo.com

" To Whom It May Concern,

This post is directed towards a small minority of those who read
and/or post on this board but it was something I thought all of you
should hear about. I am not going to out right state who this is
directed towards but I think you will all get the picture before I am
done.

I have had it up to my eyeballs with the immature and insensitive
bullshit this group of people has chosen to pull time and time again.
Not only do they have no respect for the venues that host their shows
they have proven to me that they have no respect for the fans or the
fellow bands playing at the show. They have chosen to offend and
disgust the majority of people in this scene and I for one have had
it.

They have tried to destroy the equipment of other bands as well as
the character of the bands. All for what? They do this simply because
someone wrote on their little web board that they didn't like them
and were thank ful they left before they took the stage.

I, for one, hit the stairs of Gabe's Oasis in Iowa City running. I
wanted to be as far away from that place as I could be when they took
the stage. I, for one, am very glad that I did this as I found the
reports of their show both disgusting and insulting.

This is my opion of this group of people and it has been silent for
far too long now. I don't want everyone here to hate them or to never
see them perform again. As for me, I will never again attend a show
where this group is performing. If I do I will make it quite clear to
everyone involved that I am there to see everyone but this group of
people. I will stand up for my friends when this group of people
decide to start posting half truths and idiotic lies to web boards
simply because they were honest about their opinions. If getting told
that you are insult the the genre hurts your feeling that bad, might
I suggest a different line of work from here on out.

Sorry if I have offended anyone not intended to be offended."

DragonTear50613

more to come

ex-DJ zara synn
aka cat
aka ex-editor of "the eulogy"
zara_synn@hotmail.com
website: www.zarasynn.cjb.net/
live journal: www.livejournal.com/users/zarasynn

"I truly love the music of the human aftertaste, but I agree that the stage antics are
going too far. There's a difference between being shocking, and just being
totally distasteful...I know the goth scene is full of open-minded
people, but everyone has their limits. I'll still listen to the album at
home, but as far as going to a show, I doubt it. I'd really like to support
them....but I don't want to support the disgusting things they do."

the empress jade
empressjad@aol.com

"Now that my name has been brought into this, let me clarify...the information I related to Marquee was taken from someone on this very list who posted that due to something coming off the stage at a Human Aftertaste show, they needed to seek the services of a drycleaner. Not "@#%$" necessarily (I hope) as in feces, but some un(known) substance.
As to this action being a "gimmick," maybe, maybe not. That's for the band to decide. I've been around a long time, and I've seen similar things done, some appearing for all the world to be gimmicks, and others that seem to be more genuine...even if the person perpetrating said action was a sick @#%$. I was there, at a G.G. Allin show. Not the infamous one where trousers were dropped, he @#%$ onstage, and threw that to the audience, but one where he induced himself to vomit and shared *that* with the crowd. Was this all urban rock legend? I know people who were there at the aforementioned show...who worked for the promoter. It happened. Yuck!
I've also seen Gwar a number of times. Spewing all over the place. Big production, lots of glitz. Gimmicky? Certainly, but it's all in how it's done.
Alice Cooper...there's another one. I worked for him for a few months, and I know the amount of planning (and $$$) that goes into a show like that. But in the end, a good time was had by all.
Now, were I to read about how fabulous the music is, I might well be persuaded to purchase a CD, but when the talk revolves around what was thrown into the audience, I think I might not be frothing at the mouth to see said band live. But that's me.
Gimmicks are not necessarily a bad thing, they get a crowd's attention. The competition for attention can be fierce, and if a gimmick is what it takes to get the proverbial foot in the door, so be it. But when the lights go down, the fog has cleared, the guitar picks swept away, what does the crowd remember? Ah, therein lies the rub..."

Marquee Marq aka The dark flyer
darkflyer_goth@hotmail.com
or gothpilot@mchsi.com

website: gothmetalist.com

Directnic info:
Mark Watson (GOTHMETALIST-COM-DOM)
Mark Watson
558 6th Ave. South
Clinton, IA 53732
US
(309)738-8649

"You got a zillion cans of human afterbirth
laying around, and you guys are cookin' weenies???

I looks to me like the only weenies around
there are you!!"

"I am starting to show great interest in purchasing,
for my very own, a copy of your efforts, and playing
it in my CD unit, assuming that I can get the
spaghetti off of the disc..."

Jona
graveyrdflower@yahoo.com
website: geocities.com/graveyrdflower
livejournal: livejournal.com/~graveyrdflower

"You're not going to make many fans by making fun of others... If
anything your going to loose them.... But I would say you don't have
many fans in the first place."

aaron
ravenm@bolt.com

"the thing i have a
problem with as far as human aftertaste is concerned is
their stage show. i don't agree with what they do on
stage, and, personally, i find it revolting. i wise
man once told me that your rights only go as far as
another person's nose. i agree with that
whole-heartedly. the first time i saw human
aftertaste, the stage show concerned me."