The HUMAN AFTERTASTE

Hi. I'm Irv. I'm just standing in for Rev. Beej. He's my cousin. He had an...accident. My skullet led me here and I feel I have a home with the HA Corp. They brush my skullet and give me this fine outfilt for the shows. I can even eat all the cans of HA I like! I think I'll stay.

	REV. BEEJ'S CONFESSIONAL:	*LET HIM TWIST YOUR INSECURITY AND FAITH INTO A MASS OF SELF-INDULGENT HOOKUM*
Hi. I'm Irv. I'm just standing in for Rev. Beej. He's my cousin. He had an...accident. My skullet led me here and I feel I have a home with the HA Corp. They brush my skullet and give me this fine outfilt for the shows. I can even eat all the cans of HA I like! I think I'll stay.